Remember when you were a kid and crazy things seem like a really cool idea and you keep sending off cereal box top coupons for x-ray specs even though you know deep down they will never work?
Yeah, well I used to think smellivision was going to be the next most awesome thing ever. Then I [...]
Archive for June, 2007
Leave my womb alone.
Posted in Cupcakes on June 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
007 is not a penis
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , peen, spies on June 5, 2007 | 1 Comment »
My questionable theory for today:
When boys send me pictures of their penises (well, not boys, only one specific one at the moment, I’m not a total hussy), it makes me want to giggle. They just look so . . . cute? Oh I know, penises are not like bunny rabbits and midgets, but try and [...]
Afternoon Angst.
Posted in Uncategorized on June 4, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Today I was thinking about posture, and how it makes me feel totally fat? You know? It’s like when I sit up straight this roll just hangs over the top of my jeans and totally makes me feel like I’m accidentally slipping into a downward tragic spiral like Britney. And it is accidental! I [...]
