Here I was trying to eat Milo out of the tin with my tongue and lamenting my lack of spoon when I remembered that my brilliant mother had stolen an entire set of cutlery from Singapore Airlines and mailed it to me. In my infinite laziness I still haven’t taken it home and learned a [...]
Archive for August, 2007
I am daft and somewhat resourceful.
Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Oooh shiny … and also world peace. Such as.
Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2007 | 2 Comments »
“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should–our education over here in [...]
My bad: I didn’t remember the anniversary of the passage of suffrage.
Posted in Feminism, Uncategorized on August 27, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I was too busy worrying about my apartment burning down because it was also the Hungry Ghost Festival and crazy people were burning offerings on the roadside. By “offerings” I mean HUGE FREAKIN BONFIRES. Incense and candles are just fine but to the exuberant ones: I don’t want to be a hungry ghost just yet, [...]
The conflict that burns in my breast(s)!
Posted in Feminism, Uncategorized on August 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, what part of this outfit is lazy? Cos I sure as hell know that that kinda shit ain’t the most comfortable. I may have no boob to speak of, but I have done the kinky sex dress up thing – and it’s not so easy to fuck in a garter belt with underwear on [...]
I say stupid shit when I’m drunk and alone.
Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
And then I share it with the world! Last night on gtalk via blackberry while spread-eagled on miniature couch (I may as well confess now that I’m a douche):
“I’m worth so much more than that just for my shiny personality! I’m like sequins on gold lamé fabric covered in glitter with white veneers on [...]
There’s a reason we don’t talk.
Posted in Cupcakes on August 22, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
(Hint: it’s not because I’m deaf, or mute)
Does anyone else think that the word “Facebook” conjures up images of drunk, college girls with money shots splashed on their faces? Maybe it’s just me.
Anyway, I once read that it originally started in predominantly white colleges and the participants are generally more conservative, better (or more expensively) [...]
Also: men are delusional, women are hilarious.
Posted in Uncategorized on August 20, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Click here. Do it. And make sure you read the comments.
Feel like a bit of assault tonight?
Posted in Feminism, Uncategorized on August 20, 2007 | 3 Comments »
From a young age I’ve known that I shouldn’t dress promiscuously or drink too much or walk home alone and always stay in safe company of friends you trust. When the majority of rape and sexual assaults are perpetrated by known acquaintances of the victim, is any of this biased advice going to help? Young [...]
The only thing I want popped is my Dom Pérignon.
Posted in Cupcakes on August 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
M1nt. Bastion of all that is wondrously and unashamedly hedonistic. Also frequented by those who want to get it on with the laydies. Whether all the gentlemen at this establishment are wealthy or not, I do not know. Nor care really. It’s well stocked with premium vodka, mini sharks in tanks and, um, what else, [...]
