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Archive for September, 2007

Is America ready for Mike Hunt?

So, I know I’ve been really lazy recently. Haven’t been writing much about, well, anything. Eh, I don’t really give a rats arse given that this is my blog and not yours, and other obvious reasons including: I’m hungry, I don’t know you (maybe, but if I do know you: hi! let’s get it on [...]

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Facebook needs a virus.

I was so fucking right! Facebook is stupid. Apparently infant boys suckling on nipples is obscene. Yet idiotic, dimwitted teenage dumbasses who couldn’t even locate their own herpes addled labia if it was surgically attached to their heads and they were given a map to it with scratch and sniff arrows- I’m talking [...]

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Oozing sores: fun or foe?

I finally made it on a boat trip. I have booked, planned, paid, cancelled and forfeited funds more times than I feel comfortable thinking about. Maybe I should have stuck to that routine; last weekend I finally got my skinny ass on a boat and was rewarded with hives. Oozing, blistering, pus filled lumps of [...]

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