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Archive for October, 2007

I went back to NY last week and I gotta say that after eight months of rubbing my clit into oblivion trying to convince my vagine that it was as good as my boyfriend’s peen, getting the real deal was fucking awesome. I loved it. Brilliant. Best dicking in a long time (obvs). Wow, that [...]

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As much as I would love to, I can’t kick all the dimwitted fuckfaces off the edge of the flat earth. Neither can I wrap up all the women in the world in a haze of alcohol and cigarette smoke and keep them safe (and buzzed). Or I could use a blanket, but that’s so [...]

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