I bet you a man made up that word. Could you find a less threatening, silly sounding word for a penis substitute?
Archive for February, 2008
Dildo.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged men, words on February 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Kevin Rudd: awesome dude.
Posted in Politics, tagged australia, awesome, kevin rudd, sorry, sucky on February 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I ran away from work today. Maybe I shouldn’t be admitting that considering someone I know in an unforseen universe of cool people that I don’t work with might take the time out of their day to stop sucking client cock and spend more time wanking over my brilliant literary feats. But as I know [...]
Soft porn and what it taught me about buying jeans.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bad decisions, jeans, porn, shopping on February 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’m one of those weird girls who don’t really enjoy shopping. It might have something to do with being a midget, or that I have no money, I don’t know – your guess is probably more accurate than mine. If guessing was graded at school, I would have got a doctor’s note from my psychiatrist [...]
